Stephen\’s Honeymoon

Hmm. The new Mrs. Pollard might have to get used to this sort of thing, you know?

I\’m in Australia on honeymoon.

Yes, we know that.

It says much about Australia that on its biggest day of the year – Melbourne Cup day – Flemington racecourse can be packed with 130,000 people and the toilets remain in the same pristine state at the end of the afternoon as they were at the start of the morning – and that without the need for any cleaning staff.

Now, do we think that the honeymoon was in Australia so that Stephen could show the Lucky Country to his new wife? Or so that he could attend the Melbourne Cup?

Likes his gee gees does Stephen.

5 comments on “Stephen\’s Honeymoon

  1. “the toilets remain in the same pristine state at the end of the afternoon as they were at the start of the morning”

    Just shows how anally retentive the aussies are.

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