I Beg Your Pardon?

Women must stop admiring men who drive sports cars if they want to join the fight against global warming, the Government\’s chief scientist has urged.

The solution to climate change is that woomen should stop admiring alpha males?

You\’ve got a few hundred thousand yearsof evolution working against you there you know Sir David.

8 comments on “I Beg Your Pardon?

  1. Message to sexist, old fossil. MrsBud prefers driving sports cars to watching her alpha male drive one. For myself, I find women what drive fast cars in a non-sustainable manner exceedingly sexy.

  2. So is this a very convoluted way of a lonely old man asking for a date next Saturday night?

    Poor old boffin. The chicks prefer bankers in Porsches? Well well well. Saw that Porsche makes a 4×4 the other day. I know what I want Santa to bring me.

  3. Round here, sports cars seem to be driven mainly by girlies, old codgers in boating hats, and chaps who field at fly slip.

  4. “Saw that Porsche makes a 4×4 the other day.”

    Well, they don’t make a good one you could go off roading in. But it is a Porsche. And will probably only go up a suburban curb outside little Jocasta’s nursery school anyway…

  5. JuliaM, there’s no excuse for them not making a good one. After all they have all that experience building tanks which certainly could go off road well. If I owned one it might only go up a suburban curb outside little Jocasta’s nursery school, but first it would have to pull Jocasta’s Mother Fiona. I think that is a price I am happy for the planet to pay.

  6. The answer is obviously to provide sex to men who choose the “right” lifestyle, so that ownership of a sports car confers no advantage.

    On second thoughts I shouldn’t even say such things in jest, you never know who might get ideas.

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