while hedgehogs are into girl-on-girl cunnulingulus.
Wow! Umm, and just what is the cunnulingulus of which the Good Professor speaks? A google search provides four entries, two the rather strange online handle of a game player, this article itself (and this blog post will presumably follow at some point) and the Great Peter Briffa commenting upon the same piece.
Dogs do it,
Frogs do it,
Even horny hedgehogs do it,