According to Tania Sanchez, co-author of a fine recent book on perfumes: "The question that women casually shopping for perfume ask more than any other is this: \’What scent drives men wild?\’ After years of intense research, we know the definitive answer. It is bacon."
What about Muslims and Jews?
I’d prefer bacon, thanks, if it’s all the same to you. We don’t need any more complaints about Crusaders and stuff.
Coffee works for me too. As does wood smoke. Now why can’t you get a perfume, or an after shave for that matter, that smells like any of those?
@So Much for Subtlety
For the latter, try ‘Fireside Intense’ by Sonoma Scent Studio, or ‘Bois d’Armenie’ by Guerlain.
Who wants to walk down the street smelling of bacon, though?