Related by one of my co-workers.
Wealthy, fiftyish man, trophy wife, shags about. She decides that she\’s not going to put up with it.
Leaves a note. "If I\’m not enough for you, I\’m leaving. We\’ll deal with lawyers later. Oh, BTW, I\’ve left your dinner in the oven on a low heat."
Hmm, he thinks. Even at this sort of time she\’s still thinking about me. He opens the oven on a low heat to find…
….a ham salad.