So, we\’ve got something called the Serious Fraud Office. They investigate financial crimes.
Very important, of course. Stuffed full of the finest forensic accounting brains our nation can produce. Of course.
Serious Fraud Office asks for £15m to cover \’urgent\’ hole in budget
Mhm, hmm. They cannot even manage their own budget. Fills one with confidence at their ability to investigate those of others, no?