A spokesman told The Sun: \”The UK had the longest time. We found no major difference in those who used condoms. But men who drank alcohol before sex tended to last longer.\”
Also, perhaps I should invest in a couple of Union Jack t shirts for those trips down to the nightlife?
British men have more stamina between the sheets than their foreign counterparts – lasting just 10 minutes,
Or maybe 10 minutes of beery breath is not quite what the ladies are after?
Ten minutes???!!!
Jeebus, it takes me longer than that to get my socks off! (Such sophistication).
I knew there was some truth in that old sailor’s ditty
“Yankee sailor f*ck and finish,
Blitish f*uck for ever more,
Me no likee Blitish sailor
Yankee won’t you come ashore”
Timmy, please delete this post before my wife reads it. Thank you.