Another reason not to shake hands with an MP

Apart from the fact that you\’d have to count your fingers afterwards, and they\’d probably charge you for it anyway:

MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’

On the other hand, how could this happen? How could there in fact be any use of loo roll in the building given that politicians are so full of shi…………

One comment on “Another reason not to shake hands with an MP

  1. Perhaps they’ve finally realised that they all have their heads up their own asses. (Except Ed Balls, who has his up Peter Mandelson’s.)

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