Men prefer smell of bacon to babies

Err, yes, and?

After all, bacon is far more important in our lives: we might have one, two or three or so babies but anyone with a well rounded diet will have, ooooh, 18,250 or so bacon sandwiches in their lives.

It\’s also important that they smell different of course for identification purposes: babies are terribly difficult to slice so as to get them under the grill.

2 comments on “Men prefer smell of bacon to babies

  1. Surely you mean it is terribly important they smell differently because babies are so easy to slice and place under the grill?

    It is easy things we need help with, not the difficult. I rarely slice rocks by mistake.

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