Sly Stallone breaks his neck

Stallone stars in upcoming action film The Expendables, which boasts some of the acting world\’s biggest tough guys, including Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke and British actor Jason Statham.

The 63-year-old said a fight scene with wrestling star Stone Cold Steve Austin became so \’\’vicious\’\’ that he needed an operation for a hairline fracture and had a metal plate inserted in his neck.

I wanted to make a joke about how this would make his acting even more wooden: but \”more metallic\” doesn\’t really work, does it?

4 comments on “Sly Stallone breaks his neck

  1. Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke…

    Sounds more like the membership of a pension scheme than the cast of a film – aren’t there any young tough guys?

    Don’t tell any of them I said that, ok?

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