MORE than 1,000 sheep are being kept in British prisons, shock figures have revealed.
I didn\’t know we catered to the Welsh quite that much.
A spokesman for the Ministry of Justice said the creatures are kept for job training purposes and to help reduce self-harming.
Bit odd to claim that self-abuse is the same as self-harm in this modern day and age but what job could they possibly be training the prisoners to do? Pimp?