Questions we can answer

Is there any reason why, if you got a room full of monkeys with a room full of typewriters, they wouldn’t produce the works of Dan Brown instead of Shakespeare?

Because a room full of monkeys write better than Dan Brown.

2 comments on “Questions we can answer

  1. If shit on the keyboard can be equated to Dan Brown then this was proved some years ago.

    “Researchers at Plymouth University in England reported this week that primates left alone with a computer attacked the machine and failed to produce a single word.

    A group of faculty and students in the university’s media program left a computer in the monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo in southwest England, home to six Sulawesi crested macaques. Then, they waited.

    At first, said researcher Mike Phillips, “the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

    “Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard,” added Phillips”

    Here: http://www.arn.org/docs2/news/monkeysandtypewriters051103.htm

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