4 comments on “Why using an Apple computer is like married sex in a full body condom

  1. But some people might like “married sex in a full body condom” – the market is obviously there as Apple sell their products to us.
    I use Linux – I wonder what that is equivalent to?

  2. “I use Linux – I wonder what that is equivalent to?”

    Hyper-evolved super-beings that no longer need sex? 🙂

    (Linux user and contributor since the v0.97 days, myself!)

  3. Apple’s OS X is basically Linux/Unix with a pretty face. I hate using PCs. Macs work and don’t get in the way. I can hack a Windows registry, but why should I have to do that just to get the computer to work properly?

  4. Being using macs since ’84 at work and at home

    Whole bloody family using Windows at home.

    “Dad, can you do this? Can you do that? The wifi doesn’t work! Why can’t I print?, my computer won’t work ……”

    It’s not that they are cool (although they are), it’s just that they work. OK if you are a nerd and you want to do nerdy stuff, maybe you don’t want Apple. But if you want a sophisticated, well made, intuitive, stable office user experience there is only one way to go.

    By the way, my sexual preference is for women not operating systems.

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