Fuck off would you?
No, really, just bugger off and leave us all alone.
Yes, this does mean you, you rotund short arsed ponce. Please resume your career as a bag of spanners impersonator. Dear God, who knows enough about the rest of them to even care about thinking up an insult, let alone one that anyone would recognise?
You lot can go back to your socially useful careers as ferret felchers and this is the sort of problem best solved the Carthaginian Way. Slaughter the inhabitants, raze the buildings to the ground and plough the land with salt.
It\’s not just that I wouldn\’t piss on you if you were on fire, I wouldn\’t crap on you even if you were Mark Oaten.
G\’arn, hie thee hence and leave the 500 million of us to plot our own courses from the cradle to the grave.
If I could get the entire 170,000 of you onto one scaffold I\’d happily pull the lever. After you\’d watched these three corpses hanged and properly tarred for their time on the gibbet. To point out to you what will happen to your own scrawny carcasses: to provide a symbol for happy children to gambol under at every crossroads on the continent.
Our new symbol of freedom, slowly rotting politicians and bureaucrats.
I commend this course of action to the House.