Perhaps I should join the Socialist Woker\’s Party?

Chinese Valentine\’s Day fell on Sunday and 56-year-old Liang Wengen was quick to point out the romantic benefits of Party membership.

\”The wives of the majority of the Communist party members are prettier than the wives of non-Communist party members,\” he mused.

\”Chinese girls love Communist party members more because the party members have ideals and are dedicated and ready to make sacrifices,\” he added.

Mr Liang is one of China\’s richest men, with an estimated fortune of £940 million. He is the chairman of Sany, which manufactures heavy machinery.

He told a press conference that he had wanted to join the Communist party for 18 years, because he felt he would be better respected.

Get the hot babes, eh?

The problem with this idea is that it would work if the SWP were running the country. Access to power does indeed get the babes. Given that the SWP is in fact three teenagers and their tame Trot it doesn\’t quite work that way at present.

16 comments on “Perhaps I should join the Socialist Woker\’s Party?

  1. “Access to power does indeed get the babes”

    That gives me an idea for a research project, judging totty at the party conferences and comparing the varying attractiveness index to the parties’ standing in the opinion polls.

  2. Liang Wengen was quick to point out the romantic benefits of Party membership.

    Mr Liang is one of China’s richest men, with an estimated fortune of £940 million.

    As Mrs Merton once asked, “So, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire magician, Paul Daniels?”

  3. Sorry, but isn’t this a known fact?
    Left wing birds are better looking & shag.
    Poetry, arty films, supporting socialism. They’re just stuff a bloke endures to get his leg over.
    Or have things changed?

  4. bis,
    Seems like things have indeed changed.
    Back in the 60s the Young Conservatives was the goto place for attractive and amenable totty. The other lot were mainly nascent harridans.

  5. “Back in the 60s the Young Conservatives was the goto place for attractive and amenable totty”
    Yeah, if you ran to a sports car, a taste in expensive restaurants & Dad had a place in the country wiv ‘orses. And possibly not get to first base then. Lefty bird would jump your bones & feed you, provided you could stomach brown rice. And the harridan is only the mature form. The young are more like kittens. Big eyes & a tendency to inflict scratches when playful.

  6. Assortative mating is alive and well in the Communist Party of China. So apparatchiks marry other apparatchiks.
    That doesn’t sound like hot totty to me.
    The hot totty must be extra-marital. Whores, in short.

  7. bloke in spain // Nov 13, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Sorry, but isn’t this a known fact?
    Left wing birds are better looking & shag.
    ————

    You do realise that in the UK, that category is headed by Lindsey German, Harridan Harman, and Vera Baird?

    The good news is there is almost always a special discount at Specsavers.

  8. But like VftS I remember the ’60s-70s. A time when an eminently (& one was informed, indiscriminatingly) shaggable Toynbee was cruising the less reputable parts of North Kensington, knickers often in handbag. There’s even a theory a certain wide-mouthed Liverpuddlian might have been discarding her leather jacket & grubby underwear on bedroom floors in her efforts to bring her dubious comforts to less than noble causes. It’s certainly the right time & the right people.

  9. BiF
    “So apparatchiks marry other apparatchiks.
    That doesn’t sound like hot totty to me.
    The hot totty must be extra-marital. Whores, in short.”
    Whores, whore, whores. How do you tell which is which? Apart from on a value for money basis, that is.

  10. “They’re just stuff a bloke endures to get his leg over.”

    Mate trying to endure Christianity is pretty tough, I’m trying to hit on my hot religious nut Zimbabwean neighbour, suddenly I remembered that episode of yes prime minster and I can quite honestly now tell her I’m an Anglican Modernist.

  11. My mum was a Young Conservative and a Young Farmer. But that was the early 1950s, when young ladies were respectable and knickers were too large to fit in a handbag anyway.

    ***

    Interesting Asian Totty Fact Of The Day: 1 in 30 Japanese women have appeared in porn, rising to 1 in 10 in Tokyo. Apparently the rapid turnover is because the producers are trying to find at least one woman whose genitalia doesn’t consist of large square blocks.

  12. @MakajazMonkee
    Brave man!
    Never could stand the god bothering types myself. Only one good reason for a woman to be on her knees.

    (Dusting under the bed. Why, what were you thinking?)

  13. Leftist females from the sixties tended to shag everything that moved and switch, with advancing age, to wearing tweeds and denouncing anyone who is doing what they spent their youth doing.

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