Truly there is no great stagnation

Who knew greying private parts was a problem that needed solving? Amazon sell £30 dye to restore ‘rosy hue’ – but hilarious reviews slam ‘ridiculous’ product

My New Pink Button is a temporary cosmetic genital dye
Available in four shades; Ginger, Marilyn, Audrey and Bettie
Designed to counteract the ‘greying’ of the labia
Available to buy on Amazon for around £23 ($36.95)
Three of the four shades have already sold out

Presumably someone will now start to market a blue version for scrota*

 

 

*Yeah, yeah, I know, Latinate plurals and singulars now shut up.

6 comments on “Truly there is no great stagnation

  1. Do they have to be blue, Tim?

    I was thinking of getting go-faster stripes on mine, or perhaps tartan for those occasions on which I have to wear a kilt.

  2. Steve – “Do they have to be blue, Tim? I was thinking of getting go-faster stripes on mine, or perhaps tartan for those occasions on which I have to wear a kilt.”

    Oh for God’s sake, don’t joke about it. Or someone will. And then beauty shops up and down the country will be offering to do little Union Jacks or Chinese bamboos or a Man U job.

    The world of Rugby Union fandom can do without this.

  3. SMFS – Speak for yourself. I, for one, am sick of having my coin purse look like a de-shelled tortoise. A tasteful decoration in gold leaf rococo would revitalise and spark interest in that under appreciated area.

  4. Vaginal lipstick is not a new idea.
    Just be careful you don’t get it on your collar during a night out, that’s all.

  5. which has for no adequate reason reminded me of a marvellous pre-92 letter in the Telegraph, along the lines of:

    “Sir

    I note with interest the recent exchanges tracing the derivation of ECU back to scutum, the Latin for a type of shield. As the whole EMU process is a load of balls we should instead refer to it as the ECRO

    Yrs etc.”

  6. This is clearly from the same stable of cosmeticists that gave us ‘anal bleaching.’

    I forget who said it first* but when one of your main problems in life is that your arse is too arse-coloured, you should probably re-think your priorities.

    *inevitably it will turn out to be someone with whose every other utterance I disagree. ‘Tis the way of things.

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