This is a new political party that I must get to know better

Anne Sinclair, the former wife of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has insisted she “didn’t know” the disgraced International Monetary Fund chief regularly took part in extramarital sex parties at home and abroad.

In her first “tell all” interview on the “nightmare” she endured after her 64-year old ex-husband was arrested on rape charges in New York in 2011, Miss Sinclair, 65, said: “I know it sounds idiotic, but believe it or not, I didn’t know” about the libertarian orgies he attended in France and the US, and his numerous affairs.

The thought of shagging some bird in the presence of Strauss Kahn doesn’t particularly appeal, I admit, but libertarian orgies sound like they might attract the voters.

Although I do have the slight suspicion that Mr. Samuel was reaching for the word “libertine” rather than libertarian.

9 comments on “This is a new political party that I must get to know better

  1. Libertine is better but libertarian is perfectly correct in that context. It can just mean permissive or broad-minded.

  2. Libertarian orgies!!

    So sexual acts are now manifest political statements rather than crude metaphor; we’ll all need to find new phrases to describe Richard Murphy.

  3. Lord High Tax Denouncer still works.

    I appreciate that there are people who get sexually excited about taxation (the variety of human perversions being pretty damn near infinite) and that even if tax porn doesn’t exist, Rule 35 means that it now will. Bit, still, denouncing people’s tax affairs isn’t, of itself, even if if you are furiously thrapping yourself (mentally or physically) while doing so, a sex act.

  4. Surreptitious Evil – “I appreciate that there are people who get sexually excited about taxation (the variety of human perversions being pretty damn near infinite) and that even if tax porn doesn’t exist, Rule 35 means that it now will.”

    Tax porn? It must exist but the mind boggles:

    “You’ve been a bad girl – you’re deductibles are all wrong”
    “Gosh! I didn’t know”
    “You know this could mean prison”
    “But golly, Mr Taxman, is there any way I can make this right?”
    “I suppose I could look over your invoices ….”

  5. The thought of shagging some bird in the presence of Strauss Kahn doesn’t particularly appeal, I admit, but libertarian orgies sound like they might attract the voters.

    Well the good thing about libertarian orgies, I assume, is you can take them or leave them. Better than Communist orgies. Where you have to queue half the day, get some Rosa Kleb look alike, have to make sure your paperwork is filled in properly, and you only get fed if you manage exactly 246 thrusts. And you have no choice.

    (Still even that is better than the Lib Dem equivalent)

    At the risk of some casual bigotry, does anyone believe that the wife did not know?

  6. The wife always knows. Always.

    As for tax porn, I get the distinct impression that Murphy writes most of his stuff one-handed while stroking his semi-tumescent todger through his dressing gown. No-one turns out the gleefully vindictive stuff he does without being at least slightly aroused.

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