So here’s a plan

The lakeside villa was Berlin’s gift to Joseph Goebbels. The infamous Nazi propaganda minister used it as a secret “love nest” in which to consummate his countless affairs and as a tranquil refuge from where he composed tirades against the Jews in order to please Adolf Hitler.

Yet sixty nine years after Goebbels and his wife murdered their six children and then committed suicide in a garden above Hitler’s Berlin bunker, the Nazi minister’s Haus am Bogensee villa survives intact, overgrown and empty in a lost corner of East Germany just 24 miles north of the capital.

The Berlin city government, which owns the listed 70-room lakeside complex completed in 1939, has been trying in vain since Germany’s reunification to find a buyer for the Goebbels’ villa.

But its unsavoury past has deterred prospective investors and Berlin is concerned that neo-Nazis might bid for the complex in disguise.

Obviously, anything done with it should be tasteful. And would necessarily have to counter those Nazi connotations in some manner.

So, brothels are legal in Germany. Set one up devoted to miscegenation. With Slavs, Africans and all the rest that the Nazis despised. That’s who the likely staff would be anyway. So why not make the most of it.

It would certainly get the publicity, wouldn’t it?

11 comments on “So here’s a plan

  1. So, brothels are legal in Germany. Set one up devoted to miscegenation. With Slavs, Africans and all the rest that the Nazis despised. That’s who the likely staff would be anyway. So why not make the most of it.

    Goebbels was fond of a little bit of miscegenation with the lower races anyway. Racists often are. It means they do not have to accord the woman any respect.

    Surely anyone can see that providing a site for White German men to f**k non-White women is not a good idea and will not go down well.

    Just sell it. Who cares? The Nazis might buy it to begin with, but over time memories will fade and no one will give a sh!t. Why not let them pay top dollar if they want?

  2. A villa that’s been unused for nearly seventy years is likely to be in ruinous condition. Flatten it and then sell the site.

    Or open the brothel and call it – wait for it – Sin-a-gogo.

  3. This is a proposal to create a latter-day Freudenabteilung? In the best possible taste, obviously. Not your finest moment Tim.

  4. I don’t want to be indelicate here, but surely most of the girls in this hypothetical brothel ought to be Jewish, rather than Slavs and Africans?

  5. I seriously don’t understand why anyone would care if a latter-day Joseph Gobbles (without the power obviously) were to buy the place.

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