12 comments on “Snigger

  1. Ancient joke: I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.

  2. Even older joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

  3. Even older joke – crossword clue, 13 letters, beginning with N, ending with N and with N in the middle, clue CONSTIPATION, answer ….

    NNNNNNNNNNNNN!

  4. “I say, I say, I say,what’s the difference between a bear with constipation, and a difficult calculation.”

    Nothing: they’re both worked out with logs.

    (Told you it was ancient.)

  5. Venezuela is introducing a breathing tax:

    Didn’t ardent lefty comic Ben Elton write a play on the privatisation of purified air (Gasping), a satire on the excesses of Thatcherite capitalism?

    How ironic that the world model of socialism aspires to tax air instead?

  6. I say, I say, what’s the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
    The marksman shoots and shoots and cannot hit.

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