15 comments on “Telegraph subs!

  1. Sorry Theo but when the writer uses a phrase like “But Ukip campaign chiefs have now adopted a ‘shotgun’ approach with a far fewer targets”, it’s a bit hard to take them seriously..

  2. According to our honest pressmen UKIPs support is already in negative figures is it not ? Carry On Sniggering Theo. You will need the laughs whoever wins.

  3. The Green Party will increase public spending by £177 billion a year,

    Why not £200 billion? Why not a trillion?

    end road-building and impose billions of pounds of levies on air travel, under plans set out in the manifesto today

    How is this “a new kind of politics”? Pol Pot was already a thing.

    Natalie Bennett, the leader, said Britain had hit “Peak Car” and young people now prefer public transport so they can use Facebook and Twitter while travelling.

    Natalie Bennett is now officially the worst thing to come out of Australia since Rolf Harris.

  4. I rather like her idea regarding £10 minimum wage. Rather than 25 hrs a week will just take staff 0n f0r 16 h0urs a week.
    Every0ne is then happy.

  5. I’m still pissing myself at this

    http://www.jimjepps.net/

    Jim Jepps is her boyfriend, sorry partner, sorry significant other.

    I thought the whole thing about badges was a joke at first, but it seems like he’s actually serious.

  6. Au Jepps: For such a dedicated socialist it’s reassuring to know he’s such a keen entrepreneur.

    15 mixed badges – £5.00
    200 mixed badges – £50.00

    Question for Mr Jepps. Why are the poor, who can only afford 15 badges, being expected to pay 33% more for them?

    ELITIST!
    CAPITALIST RUNNING DOG!

  7. ‘Natalie Bennett is now officially the worst thing to come out of Australia since Rolf Harris’.

    What about Germaine Greer?

  8. @BNIS

    ‘Question for Mr Jepps. Why are the poor, who can only afford 15 badges, being expected to pay 33% more for them?’

    Ha ha I’m going to email him that.

  9. and young people now prefer public transport so they can use Facebook and Twitter while travelling.

    Or just possibly they can’t afford car insurance, that’s why they are on the bus? Nah, economics, can’t be anything to do with that…!

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