New Zealand’s high tech industry

Giant pig traps woman in car

Stuff.co.nz  – ‎10 hours ago‎
A hungry 150kg pig trapped a woman in her car near Dunedin as it searched for food. The case of the brazen bacon occurred near Aramoana, north of Dunedin, on Sunday afternoon.

Fun little story but Google hsa it in the tech section. What do they know about New Zealand’s high tech industry that we don’t?

15 comments on “New Zealand’s high tech industry

  1. “It kept trying to get me to join the Fawcett Society” said the terrified driver, “In the end I got rid of it by buying a This Is What A Feminist Looks Like tee shirt. It’s size XXXXXL.”

  2. What do they know about New Zealand’s high tech industry that we don’t?

    I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.

  3. It was frothing at the mouth shouting ‘You’re a Thick.Racist.Prick!’ and ‘I love Liverpool FC because I’m one of you!’ over and over and over again.

  4. They’ve outsourced their subediting to the Telegraph’s quality offshore supplier?

  5. “It kept trying to get me to join the Fawcett Society” said the terrified driver, “In the end I got rid of it by buying a This Is What A Feminist Looks Like tee shirt. It’s size XXXXXL.”

    Ian B, you bastard. I was trying to eat me breakfast.

  6. In entirely unrelated news: John Prescott receives honorary degree in bus laneology from University of Otago.

  7. “but Google hsa it in the tech section.”
    Ah! Search bots. Spotted the “150kg” & treated it as tech. If it had said “very big fat pig” would have gone in the celebrity section. Or possibly politics.

  8. In unrelated news, the British government is holding consultations on the re-introduction of the Eurasian lynx into Cumbria, Norfolk and Aberdeenshire. To control deer numbers.

    (I am sure they would control wild pig numbers too but I do not recommend introducing them to New Zealand. Weasels were bad enough)

    Let me encourage anyone who cares to lobby for the lynx!

  9. +1 for the Lynx. It could usefully feed on the muntjacs currently populating our local woodland.

  10. @DocBud I’ve never seen a Lynx in the wild but I have been wild pig hunting a few times in NZ and I suspect you’re right. They are mean bastards, and stupider than Ironman with it.

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