14 comments on “‘Journalists are more interesting when they have big breasts’

  1. Depends on the breast and the rest of the woman that they are attached to. Big is not everything–beautiful proportion is. Just tacking a pair of beach balls to a woman’s thorax does not equal beauty.

    As for journos– a piss poor bunch in every way–even extreme female beauty would not redeem their moral and personal turpitude or near universal support for statist/socialist tyranny.

  2. Dominique Strauss-Kahn… was repeatedly accused of harassing young women.

    A guy in my office is also repeatedly accused of harassing young women…usually by older women.

  3. Stupid fuckers. They spend decade after decade snootily covering up politicians sexual peccadillos on the basis it “wasn’t relevant” and proclaiming their superiority to the British “gutter press”. If they don’t think this has an impact on how French politicians treat them, they have no place in their jobs.

  4. “Just tacking a pair of beach balls to a woman’s thorax does not equal beauty.”

    It is, however, a fair approximation of methadone for most men…..

  5. And so the war on heterosexuality continues.

    Waged by women no longer thought of as sex objects.

  6. And so the war on heterosexuality continues.

    Not so much a war on it, as a war to have every aspect of it controlled by bourgeois women.

  7. Eh, there’s a reason Pepe Le Pew was French.

    They can’t be as lecherous as the Italians though. There’s not enough perving in the universe for that.

    It’s obviously rude to proposition female journalists, but this being France we’re talking about, how many of these girls would be employed as journos in the first place if they weren’t toothsome? Or do they all think they were hired for their brains?

    Anyway, they should move to Britain. As long as they avoid the Lib Dems, they’ll be perfectly safe. It’s hard to imagine, say, Ed Miliband or Michael Gove grabbing a woman’s nannies. At least, not without a lot of awkward fumbling and preemptive apologising.

  8. It would certainly raise some interest if it were a male journo with big breasts… I might even tune into the news myself for that… one time, anyway.

  9. ian B.

    That quote from Benjamin Franklin, true or false?

    I tend to agree but remember something from my youth:- more than a handful is wasted.

  10. According to Guido lately a “senior” politician (is this just journospeak for “an unnamable politician”) was caught shagging his host’s au pair during a loo break at a dinner party. I wonder who… Anyway I’m sure British politicians are as randy as the rest of them, so don’t think you can say it’s a safe field so long as you avoid the Lib Dems.

    Also seems wise to avoid Tory MPs trying to proposition you for the intelligence services, ahem (and what the hell was that all about?)

  11. Mr Ecks,

    Given two equally beauty challenged women (ugly is such a non-nice word), men are far more likely to direct their disgusting, lecherous gazes at the one with the bigger gazongas. Least ways, I know I do, and a single anecdote constitutes a trend in our post-scientific world. Gazongas are trumped by long legs ending in a perky arse clad in a short skirt as then you don’t need to get the boat race in the field of view.

  12. MyBurningEars – “According to Guido lately a “senior” politician (is this just journospeak for “an unnamable politician”) was caught shagging his host’s au pair during a loo break at a dinner party.”

    Guido is finally catching up with the modern world – He has discovered Lord Palmerston?

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