You must sign this petition

Here.

The queen to kick the torys out of downing st

Yes, we know about Poe’s Law but does everyone else? Reading some of the responses, I think not.

Some do:

Paul Keeling BATH, UNITED KINGDOM

2 days ago Liked 1

I think the Queen should call a general election before too many die of illnesses not treated and malnutrition because of EVIL TORIES !!!!!

Some don’t:

Steve Ryal OSWESTRY, ENG

1 day ago Liked 2

I would leave this country if I could, it is once again in the control of idiots who forget that society consists of people who are not so fortunate to be wealthy business men/women.

34 comments on “You must sign this petition

  1. And to think I got flamed for saying the Queen was not above politics. Shame on labor (being American I refuse to spell it the British way). I thought the House of Commons needed to pass a no confidence vote for new elections to be called?!?!?!?!

  2. irony 1 |ˈʌɪrəni|
    noun (pl.ironies) [ mass noun ]
    the expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect: ‘Don’t go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony.

  3. Here’s my contribution to the Revolution.

    As a Republican, I bitterly resent having to call on Elizabeth Battenburg-Cake-Windsor to fix an Election which has given the wrong result.

    But the evil Tories will put me in my grave otherwise.

    I demand that we activate the Queen.

    Surely others can do better?

  4. Not only are the GOVERMENT killing PEOPLE, they are killing VUNERBLE people. The rotters.

    I’m not sure exactly how they are killing VUNERBLE people. I like to think they are luring them onto their massive country estates with promises of crisps and lager and then hunting them through the woods, Most Dangerous Game style.

  5. The queen to kick the torys out of downing st

    The GOVERMENT are KILLING PEOPLE in BRITAIN !

    DISABLED , YOUNG , VUNERBLE, WORKING CLASS PEOPLE !

    ALSO are CHILDREN ! GOING HUNGERY thanks to this TORY GOVERMENT !

  6. You must sign this petition

    The queen to kick the torys out of downing st

    The GOVERMENT are KILLING PEOPLE in BRITAIN !

    DISABLED , YOUNG , VUNERBLE, WORKING CLASS PEOPLE !

    ALSO are CHILDREN ! GOING HUNGERY thanks to this TORY GOVERMENT !

  7. OK come on, own up, who was it?

    Ironman, was this you on your smartphone – too many full stops for this to be a coincidence?

  8. I think the serious response would be “You just had a petition to kick them out – it was called the General Election.

    Although (and irrespective of the Poe’s Law related aspects of the subject of the post) it’s very nice to see the not-so-Democratic-left show its true colours. Middle England is saying to itself, “Phew. And that is why I didn’t vote for the cnuts, thank feck.”

  9. Well, it’s been a long day.

    But it all fits doesn’t it? Like that stoat-felching peot luareat, who doesn’t believe in her employer except when she takes the sherry.

    We want to depose the Queen, but first could she…?

    Personally, I’d like to prohibit the police from wearing firearms, but not before they shot you all.

  10. Matt W – “I demand that we activate the Queen.”

    How the Left has fallen. Basically they are trying to undo the Glorious Revolution and the Civil War. Take us back to the days of Charles I. Which I am fine with, personally. But they are stuck because they can no longer pray for the Red Army to do this for them. Without the possibility of Soviet liberation what other choice do they have?

    (Although I suspect everyone there is trolling)

  11. Don’t be so sure about the trolling. People have been posting earnest petitions to get rid of Tony Abbott since about the day after the election. It’s hilarious to see their lack of coping skills.

  12. Matthew L

    I agree lots of people commenting don’t get it, and despite responses like this:

    Theydon Bois

    On 8th May, I literally saw George Osborne set light to a food bank before punching a bedroom tax victim in the face. Then he bulldozed a hospital. Even though Labour got fewer votes, they won this election. Tories out now!

  13. PF

    If I said it was me would you promise to believe me?

    What ďo think of my ‘Fare Voting’ idea?

  14. Well, I think that you all need to GET REAL and get with the program to bring you up to speed withthe aims of The Glorious Revolution, Comrades.

    I suggest a regular read of this blog:

    http://thepeoplescube.com/

    As a primer and introduction to getting your point across, try this:

    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/rules-of-logic-reason-and-debate-for-radicals-t16276.html

    Incidentally, I fully agree with the fare voting system. I vote that you pay whatever you like to travel on buses, trains etc.

  15. Of course, occasionally Cameron will say some dumb shit:

    “For too long, we have been a passively tolerant society, saying to our citizens ‘as long as you obey the law, we will leave you alone,'” [From the bbc just now]

    Why yes, we HAVE been leaving law abiding citizens alone. Why was that again?

  16. ALSO are CHILDREN ! GOING HUNGERY thanks to this TORY GOVERMENT !

    TEACHERS ARE BRINGING IN FOOD FOR. KIDS In SCHOOLS are PARENTS can’t AFFORD TO FEED THEM

    Wow, I must say, your government is super efficient. What’s it been, 3 days, and the new PM has already made his government appointments, the new ministers gained control of their offices, and the destruction of the UK is well on its way.

    The also seem to have destroyed basic literacy already.

  17. Well what a load of lefty illiterate twaddle that petition is. Must have been done after 5 pints and 3 spliffs.
    When oh when will they grow up; talk about Woolfie Smith?

  18. I signed it for the lulz.

    Excellent stuff. Hopefully the Labour luvvies will send the party down a left-wing navel gazing blind alley and they’ll finally be done for.

    Chuku Uh Mao Mao for Labour Leader! Keep the Red Flag Flying!

  19. DJ

    Whoever wrote it – there is no way it’s not a piss take!

    Ironman – “If I said it was me”

    Ha – that’s as good as a confession…;)

  20. Seriously PF, check out the Facebook page. Here’s a post about his dogs:

    “Buster and his new friend susy , are two loverly puppy’s”

    I honestly think it’s for real.

  21. DJ

    I did click the link. There were pictures, dogs, favourites, etc but no substance (I’m not on Facebook myself so I only got a front page).

    Let me ask – and I know you’ve added one sentence above – does the the style look consistent overall? Grammar, way of thinking, politics?

    The reason I ask is that, to me if I read the petition carefully, it is not so much illiterate but more of a “deliberately exaggerated” style…

    If it really is a good fit – then that’s me well and truly fooled, as I’ve forwarded it on to others as an obvious spoof!

  22. Sadly from what I can see it appears real, unless the FB page is a joke too.

    I can’t see politics posts but there are comments from the wife like:

    “Down bye the river with are pouches”

    “Sniffy buster find that pigon”

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