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There’s a terrible joke somewhere in here

The mysterious death of a British man at Malaga airport took a bizarre turn today after it emerged he was found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can.

Constructing it is left as an exercise for the reader

23 thoughts on “There’s a terrible joke somewhere in here”

  1. If it’d been down the road on the Guadalhorce industrial estate, it would hardly deserve comment. Anyone who’s driven round there of a night-time’d know the reason.

  2. Bloke in North Dorset

    Definitely something fishy going on. No doubt the police will be ham-fisted in their approach.

  3. @Thomas Fuller

    Sad, isn’t it, that the 419eater folks felt in necessary to put that disclaimer about the ethnicity of the scammers, lest some idiot scream “WAYCIST!”?

    “It should also be noted that scambaiters do NOT go actively seeking scammers of a certain skin colour. We only engage thieves who send us emails trying to steal from us. We do not target any particular type of person or country.

    It is important to understand that scambaiters only respond to scam emails we receive. Unfortunately it is a sad fact of life that the majority of “419” scams do originate from Western and Southern Africa – we estimate 50% – 55% of “419” scam attempts are sent from these places – but these scams also come from places such as England, Spain, Ireland, USA, Canada, The Netherlands, Australia and many more.”

  4. The Inimitable Steve

    but these scams also come from places such as England, Spain, Ireland, USA, Canada, The Netherlands, Australia and many more.

    It’s true. Black people can commit crimes even when not in Africa.

  5. Bearing in mind atun usually comes in rather small tins, doesn’t sound he was very well endowed, does it? Maybe depression got the better of him. The jamon needs consideration, though. Iberico or York?

  6. Well if he was mixed up with spMmers, I looks like he was gammoned. Whatever happened, it certainly wasn’t kosher…..

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