The mysterious death of a British man at Malaga airport took a bizarre turn today after it emerged he was found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can.
Constructing it is left as an exercise for the reader
The mysterious death of a British man at Malaga airport took a bizarre turn today after it emerged he was found with a slice of ham on each buttock and his genitals in an open tuna can.
Constructing it is left as an exercise for the reader
If his genitals had been in a bowl of cornflakes then we could have been looking for a cereal killer.
A. It was a GCHQ entrance test and it seems he didn’t pass. (The correct answer would have been to use corned beef rather than ham.)
B. He was a ‘boy’ targeted by the 419 Eaters and the pose was for their trophy room:
http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm
Was he related to the Earl of Sandwich, perhaps?
If it’d been down the road on the Guadalhorce industrial estate, it would hardly deserve comment. Anyone who’s driven round there of a night-time’d know the reason.
Ham? Tuna?
It’s alimentary, my dear Tim….
Definitely something fishy going on. No doubt the police will be ham-fisted in their approach.
Sleeping with the fishes.
@Thomas Fuller
Sad, isn’t it, that the 419eater folks felt in necessary to put that disclaimer about the ethnicity of the scammers, lest some idiot scream “WAYCIST!”?
“It should also be noted that scambaiters do NOT go actively seeking scammers of a certain skin colour. We only engage thieves who send us emails trying to steal from us. We do not target any particular type of person or country.
It is important to understand that scambaiters only respond to scam emails we receive. Unfortunately it is a sad fact of life that the majority of “419” scams do originate from Western and Southern Africa – we estimate 50% – 55% of “419” scam attempts are sent from these places – but these scams also come from places such as England, Spain, Ireland, USA, Canada, The Netherlands, Australia and many more.”
Hate to party poop, but his genitalia were still attached I hope…
it’s just that this would be in bad taste if not
Gareth Too,
So tuna tastes better with attached genitals added? I’ll just take your word for that
Hamas have claimed responsibility.
but these scams also come from places such as England, Spain, Ireland, USA, Canada, The Netherlands, Australia and many more.
It’s true. Black people can commit crimes even when not in Africa.
TIS- hamas -u r a genius.
He was told he’d be pizza.
“He was told he’d be pizza”, though someone else chose the topping.
“Hamas have claimed responsibility.”
Very good, Steve. I knew you’d rise to the challenge.
Bearing in mind atun usually comes in rather small tins, doesn’t sound he was very well endowed, does it? Maybe depression got the better of him. The jamon needs consideration, though. Iberico or York?
Only two things in the world taste like tuna. And one of those is tuna.
Well if he was mixed up with spMmers, I looks like he was gammoned. Whatever happened, it certainly wasn’t kosher…..
Perhaps he was caught in an Hambush ?
At least with a slice on each buttock, he was hambidextrous.
Sounds like it was a Chicago-style hit, but someone made off with all the dough.
So they found his Prince Albert in a can then?