No, not that, crumpets:
Diets high in salt and fat are attributed to people developing strokes and heart disease, two of the leading causes of death in the UK.
Of the 27 crumpets included in the survey, over a quarter (26pc) were found to exceed the maximum salt target for 2017 which means crumpets must not contain more than 1.25g salt per 100g.
And how in buggery did we end up with a polity in which we have official targets for the recipes of crumpets?
How long before we’re trying to regulate the sugar content of paving stones?