13 comments on “What?

  1. It’s quite possible the pliers have been modified to take the embossing die, so would technically be an article to facilitate a crime.
    But it’s that word “destroy”. No doubt plod will be billing dosh for a professional plier destroyer. Rather than just chuck them in the bin.

  2. Maybe it’s part of this weird new animist religion that the Left seems so fond of, in which people are killed by guns (rather than with them) and trucks spontaneously go on rampages in Christmas markets. The pliers are complicit in the great pasty heist and must be punished.

  3. Journalists like to tack an unusual detail to the end of their stories, to check whether their editors are actually reading them thoroughly.

    More seriously, isn’t it about time all court transcripts were available online? Then we might be able to make up our own minds, rather than relying on the Daily Mail’s third hand reporting.

  4. On reading the story in the Mail, it seems clear that the loyalty card stamper used to provide unlimited goodies from Gregg’s, is most likely in the form of pliers, hence the requirement of the court to destroy them. Bloke in Spain had it correct from the off.

  5. It’s quite routine for such items to be forfeited and destroyed (or chucked in the bin) if there is the faintest whiff they’ve been involved in the proven criminality. Yes, it seems petty and absurd. On the other hand, you can imagine the reaction if Mohammed Scrote, convicted of burglary whilst in possession of a jemmy was allowed to retain possession of the jemmy.

  6. bloke in spain – “But it’s that word “destroy”. No doubt plod will be billing dosh for a professional plier destroyer. Rather than just chuck them in the bin.”

    No doubt someone in the plod will be billing us for the destruction. But I expect his brother-in-law will be eating a lot of free tattie scones. Like when guns are destroyed in the US. Only to turn up in murders in Chicago.

    There is a word for all of this – it is a deodand. Except usually the pliers would have to kill someone.

  7. Actually the best news in the Mail recently was the claim that the RSPCA may be stripped of its power to prosecute.

    A step forward for liberty that is all too rare these days.

    And they said eating soya results in lower sperm counts. Correlation or causation?

  8. Gorging yourself on Gregg’s pies is likely to cause an early demise, so maybe they are a deodand.

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