13 thoughts on “Questions to which the answer is no”
Adrian
When is Sasha or the other one running for President?
Theophrastus
Pass the sick bag…
The Inimitable Steve
“Attorneys Robert Barnett and Deneen Howell will manage contract negotiations with potential publishers for the former president and Mrs. Obama’s respective books.”
To be fair, Barry will have some of the best ghostwriters in the business working for him, so it should at least be well-polished shite.
The speaking thing, not so much. Lazy, glib, look-at-me narcissism being parroted off a teleprompter is so 2015.
Rob
Attendance will be compulsory for all citizens, as will a fixed-grin look of adulation and pathetic self-abasement.
Cynic
Do you think he’ll do the tears thing at every engagement?
I’m assuming he uses the “Joey Tribbiani school of acting” method, which involves using tweezers to pluck out hairs through a trouser pocket, in order to trigger eye-watering at the exact dramatic moment.
He’ll pretty much have plucked his nether region smooth by the time he’s done. Assuming he doesn’t wax it all already anyway.
Cynic
On a tangent, but here’s a great picture. Beautifully framed with butt-hurt lefties.
The Inimitable Steve – “The speaking thing, not so much. Lazy, glib, look-at-me narcissism being parroted off a teleprompter is so 2015.”
But Michelle the Moocher does not have to play nice now. Not to him. Not to America. She can be honest.
I would expect a full-on barrage of passive aggression towards her husband and crowd-pleasing rants against White racism from her. It might even be worth paying for.
Mr Black
A money laundering scheme, just like the Clintons.
dcardno
…and crowd-pleasing rants against White racism from her.
You mean, she will just be re-reading her thesis, then?
Ironman
Haven’t we just had a full 8 years of the Barack and Michelle Obama Speaking-Engagement World Tour?
Has he been doing anything else these past 8 years?
When is Sasha or the other one running for President?
Pass the sick bag…
“Attorneys Robert Barnett and Deneen Howell will manage contract negotiations with potential publishers for the former president and Mrs. Obama’s respective books.”
To be fair, Barry will have some of the best ghostwriters in the business working for him, so it should at least be well-polished shite.
The speaking thing, not so much. Lazy, glib, look-at-me narcissism being parroted off a teleprompter is so 2015.
Attendance will be compulsory for all citizens, as will a fixed-grin look of adulation and pathetic self-abasement.
Do you think he’ll do the tears thing at every engagement?
I’m assuming he uses the “Joey Tribbiani school of acting” method, which involves using tweezers to pluck out hairs through a trouser pocket, in order to trigger eye-watering at the exact dramatic moment.
He’ll pretty much have plucked his nether region smooth by the time he’s done. Assuming he doesn’t wax it all already anyway.
On a tangent, but here’s a great picture. Beautifully framed with butt-hurt lefties.
https://twitter.com/RealFNNATO/status/829097712339578880
One of those you just have to share.
First gig in Raqqa, PLEASE
Betteridge’s Law.
The Inimitable Steve – “The speaking thing, not so much. Lazy, glib, look-at-me narcissism being parroted off a teleprompter is so 2015.”
But Michelle the Moocher does not have to play nice now. Not to him. Not to America. She can be honest.
I would expect a full-on barrage of passive aggression towards her husband and crowd-pleasing rants against White racism from her. It might even be worth paying for.
A money laundering scheme, just like the Clintons.
You mean, she will just be re-reading her thesis, then?
Haven’t we just had a full 8 years of the Barack and Michelle Obama Speaking-Engagement World Tour?
Has he been doing anything else these past 8 years?
Rob:
Not so. He does a fair job, at least, all by himself (judging by “DREAMS,” (lengthy excerpts at Steve Sailer’s blog a few years ago.