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Questions to which the answer is no

To steal something from John Rentoul:

 

Are You Ready for a Barack and Michelle Obama Speaking-Engagement World Tour?

13 thoughts on “Questions to which the answer is no”

  1. The Inimitable Steve

    “Attorneys Robert Barnett and Deneen Howell will manage contract negotiations with potential publishers for the former president and Mrs. Obama’s respective books.”

    To be fair, Barry will have some of the best ghostwriters in the business working for him, so it should at least be well-polished shite.

    The speaking thing, not so much. Lazy, glib, look-at-me narcissism being parroted off a teleprompter is so 2015.

  2. Attendance will be compulsory for all citizens, as will a fixed-grin look of adulation and pathetic self-abasement.

  3. Do you think he’ll do the tears thing at every engagement?

    I’m assuming he uses the “Joey Tribbiani school of acting” method, which involves using tweezers to pluck out hairs through a trouser pocket, in order to trigger eye-watering at the exact dramatic moment.

    He’ll pretty much have plucked his nether region smooth by the time he’s done. Assuming he doesn’t wax it all already anyway.

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    The Inimitable Steve – “The speaking thing, not so much. Lazy, glib, look-at-me narcissism being parroted off a teleprompter is so 2015.”

    But Michelle the Moocher does not have to play nice now. Not to him. Not to America. She can be honest.

    I would expect a full-on barrage of passive aggression towards her husband and crowd-pleasing rants against White racism from her. It might even be worth paying for.

  5. …and crowd-pleasing rants against White racism from her.

    You mean, she will just be re-reading her thesis, then?

  6. Haven’t we just had a full 8 years of the Barack and Michelle Obama Speaking-Engagement World Tour?

    Has he been doing anything else these past 8 years?

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