‘Golden trio’ of moves boosts chances of female orgasm, say researchers
She likes you, she loves you, she’s feeling horny?
Agreed, not quite the experience of Sr. Siffredi of these parts but……
Sadly, that’s not what they say:
A study from a team of US researchers suggests that a combination of genital stimulation, deep kissing and oral sex is the “golden trio” for women when it comes to increasing their likelihood of reaching orgasm with a sexual partner.
Isn’t there a Monty Python sketch where the teacher is trying to give the sex lessons and asks the class about foreplay, having to then shout “What’s wrong with a kiss?”
Still, now we know about Adam Johnson. Just trying to help the young girl out, obviously.
It’s from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life. JC is the teacher doing a sex-ed class where he has sex with his wife in front of the class while discussing their weekend plans.
I like how the article goes “blah blah blah blah blah blah” about women’s plumbing and the various shamanistic activities needed to get them to have a happy ending, but the bit about blokes just says:
Job done.
“Mummy, what’s an orgasm?”
“I don’t know, ask your father”.
That’d be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejaWq2TXRXE
Which I believe entitles me to add another personal favourite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce2jEDfPwG8
Why did researchers need to waste time not at all adding to the total sum of human knowledge?
A study from a team of US researchers suggests that a combination of genital stimulation, deep kissing and oral sex is the “golden trio” for women when it comes to increasing their likelihood of reaching orgasm with a sexual partner.
You know, this is going to sound very naive, but isn’t that, well, trying everything? I mean, obviously not *everything*. It is not asking you to massage her G-spot with your left big toe while swinging from the ceiling in a Tarzan suit. But pretty much everything that could be reasonably expected. Maybe a bit more.
If pretty much everything (or at least the things they list) doesn’t work, I would suggest seeking medical advice.
I find the squirrel thing works 100% of the time.
I never forgot the advice a 26 yo woman gave to me when I was about 19 or 20:
Rub with the absolute minimum speed and pressure you think the woman will enjoy. Now halve both. There, that’s about right.
The women who whine about male technique are invariably the ones who don’t know how to give good head.
A study from a team of US researchers suggests that a combination of genital stimulation, deep kissing and oral sex is the “golden trio” for women when it comes to increasing their likelihood of reaching orgasm with a sexual partner.
Nonsense. The ‘golden trio’ just happens to be a hydraulic jack, 24 feet of bungee cord and 2 large jars of Nutella, although you can substitute a vat of lime jello for the hydraulic jack in a pinch.
Oh, one more thing… Make sure there isn’t any wildlife in the area.
I blame the appalling standard of sex education in British schools. Happily, the quality – or at least the quantity – of those lessons is about to rise. Go right up… oh yes: http://bit.ly/2gIUqAf And it’s all thanks to the BBC!