Is this the way to solve the IVF sperm shortage?

For any keen masturbators out there, this news will be thoroughly welcomed.
Instead of keeping the self-love strictly to your bedroom on lonely nights, you should think about doing it while you’re at work.
Known as a ‘masturbation break’, psychologists believes it could be a great way to combat the stress of your job.
While using such a pastime as an escape, perhaps from your boss who is constantly breathing down your neck, would provide similar benefits.

Not that I’ve ever found having any of my bosses breathing down my neck to be an aid to sexual relief mind.

15 comments on “Is this the way to solve the IVF sperm shortage?

  1. There are enough wankers in the workplace without encouraging them to whip out their toys.

  2. Reminds me of the old joke of the self-employed man complaining of sexual harassment by his boss.

  3. Call me a Frenchman but if women are to be allowed to breast feed in public then I certainly claim the right to rub one out whilst attempting to maintain eye-contact with women in the office.

  4. “Not that I’ve ever found having any of my bosses breathing down my neck to be an aid to sexual relief mind.”

    Especially not if they are at it themselves Tim.

    The psyche freaks who came up with this idea must know that by coming up with the idea they are also putting the idea into practice at one and the same time.

  5. Instead of keeping the self-love strictly to your bedroom on lonely nights, you should think about doing it while you’re at work.

    This explains so much of what goes on at Tax Research UK.

  6. Reminds me of a note sent to all lecturing staff (and everyone else, I suspect) at former technical college Kingston Polytechnic at the beginning of the Aids scare, telling staff what to do if they got semen on their desk. Apparently, “where the fuck from?” wasn’t an acceptable enquiry.

  7. I’m going to ask the IT department to disable the firewall filtering.

    Will let you know what happens.

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