Feminists have come up with an excellent answer to “manspreading” — a chap sitting with his legs apart on public transport, taking up too much room: they intend to “womanspread”. This will involve them also sitting with their legs wide apart and slouching in a deliciously sluttish manner. I don’t know if they can also be persuaded to sit with their ankles behind their ears — anything to leaven the daily commute.
This was all outlined in The Guardian by an angry little squirrel who was sick of being told by the fascist patriarchy to sit in a dignified manner and now disported herself in the above manner.
Are we sure that would leaven?