Some people…

A British man has perforated his bowel after inserting an ‘unusually large’ 77cm-long sex toy in his anus, a case report reveals.
The patient, whose name is unknown, used the bendy object for sexual gratification when he was drunk.
Doctors revealed he ‘lost control’ of the toy because he was intoxicated, allowing it to get stuck inside his rectum.
The bizarre case, published in the BMJ Case Reports, has prompted experts to warn that inserting objects can be ‘highly dangerous’.

Presumably part of the BMJ’s Christmas giggles issue…..

12 comments on “Some people…

  1. I have yet to read the article, but assume it concludes with ‘ this is yet more conclusive evidence for the need for minimum alcohol pricing’

  2. prompted experts to warn that inserting objects can be ‘highly dangerous’

    What a time to be alive.

  3. A British man, eh? But you have to hand it to the Italians when it comes to really going for that Darwin Award.
    (If you are easily frightened, look away now)

    “The case comes after MailOnline broke the news of an Italian man who shoved up a drinking glass up his anus for pleasure shattered.

    The unnamed patient, believed to be from Milan, told doctors he put the object up his bottom for ‘sexual stimulation’.

    But when he tried to remove the 8cm by 6cm drinking vessel, it broke and sharp pieces of glass were left scattered inside him.”

  4. “A British man has perforated his bowel after inserting an ‘unusually large’ 77cm-long sex toy up his anus”

    Are the quotes around ‘unusually large’ really needed, given the context?

  5. Had it been a 77cm tongue then one might have suspected the involvement of someone longing for vermine.

  6. Reminds me of the scene in ‘Scrubs’ where they’re looking at an X-ray of a man who has stuck a lightbulb where the sun doesn’t shine. One of the interns pipes up “Looks like his colon has had a really good idea!”.

  7. “The case comes after MailOnline broke the news of an Italian man who shoved up a drinking glass up his anus for pleasure shattered.”

    The comma delivery must have been delayed, due to the Christmas rush.

  8. I have it on good authority (former nurse in a US casualty department) that trying to come up with something that someone, somewhere hasn’t shoved up his arse is a forlorn endeavour. And it’s incredibly, wildly dangerous. Especially because of the embarrassment factor involved, a lot of the bumhole spelunkers put off treatment until it’s too late. A really fulminant bout of peritonitis can still kill you stone dead in quite short order. And of course a peritoneal lavage to swill out four pounds of shit from some dickhead’s abdominal cavity is the absolute highlight of the week for a surgical team.

    The other thing they saw more of than one would believe credible is people deciding that the nozzle of their vacuum cleaner looked like a splendid place to insert one’s knob.

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