Maybe Bobbie, maybe

Donald Trump is the living embodiment of the seven deadly sins – pride, greed, lust, gluttony, wrath, envy and sloth – and he is the precise obverse of the seven virtues as enunciated by Pope Gregory in 590 AD: chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness and humility.

Well now, can we run Bill and Hill past those same two lists? JFK and Teddy maybe?

29 comments on “Maybe Bobbie, maybe

  1. Sanctimonious and ridiculous bullshit. The scummy left–with 150 million murders on their blood-soaked hands –whines about pathetic non-offenses.

    Fuck off you loser hypocrites.

  2. Envious of whom? And just cos he’s had a lot of pussy over the years doesn’t mean he’s either lustful now or was particularly lustful then. There’s a lot of difference between someone who shags birds because they are there on a plate and someone who spends ages seeking them out.

  3. I’m not sure gluttony applies, he’s carrying a bit of weight but he’s hardly obese. And there’s no evidence of him eating at the expense of the poor not eating.

  4. Yes, because accruing a half a billion dollar ‘charity’ foundation that allows you and your family to live in the lap of luxury is evidence of such moral integrity……….

  5. ‘…precise obverse of the seven virtues as enunciated by Pope Gregory in 590 AD: chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness and humility.’

    Enunciated but never practised by any Pope or Bishop since… particularly that last virtue.

    Rules for the flock but not the shepherd.

  6. Hm. Talking about Trump in moral terms is always a bit of a trap – we’ve all committed most or all these sins, so it’s a question of degree, and that’s a tiresome discussion. Doing the list in psychological or behavioural terms can be more telling – he’s a narcissist, paranoid, something of a psychopath, grandiose, vengeful, disagreeable, insecure, a reflexive liar, a social climber, angry. The only thing that matters to Trump is Trump. He believes everyone he deals with is either at his feet or at his throat. He’s funny, too, and the extroversion can be exhilarating, and he’s cunning as hell. On any of those measures, no other president is in the same league.

  7. Hmmm…

    Doing the list in psychological or behavioural terms can be more telling – he’s a narcissist

    Mebbe.

    paranoid,

    You’re not paranoid if your enemies really are illegally conspiring to destroy you.

    something of a psychopath,

    Nah. He seems to be a doting dad and grandad, even his ex-wives still like him, and it’s hard to find anybody who has worked with the guy, out of his several decades of business deals and showbiz gigs, who has a bad word to say about Trump. If anything, he’s whatever the opposite of a psychopath is.

    grandiose, vengeful, disagreeable, insecure, a reflexive liar, a social climber, angry.

    Yarp, yarp, sometimes, sometimes, no more than usual in politics, who cares, and not usually (unless he’s being attacked).

    The only thing that matters to Trump is Trump.

    Narp, this is absolute bullshit and I hereby revoke your internet psychology licence.

    A self-interested man would have retired to enjoy his billions of dollars and supermodel wife.

    A self-interested man would not, at the age of 69, have decided to take on the combined might of the Republican Party, the Democratic Party, the incumbent President, the mass media, the Koch suckers, Wall Street, the FBI, the CIA, the UN, Silicon Valley, the Pope, China, Mexico, the Paedoph Isles, the Religion of Pieces, et cetera, et shmetera.

    Trump risked everything he has ever worked for in his life to become president of the United States, including his personal freedom.

    And for what? So he could be slandered every single hour of the day? So he could spend less time with his family? So he could lose billions of dollars in exchange for that sweet six-figure presidential salary he doesn’t draw?

    Nah. The simplest explanation is the best. Trump became president because he wants to make America great again.

  8. So typically Graundiad. Plumb next to the paragraph wherein Bobbie states “Trump is a chronic liar” we read “How Trump the mafia boss took on the law and won”

    The left and satire…

  9. ‘Most Americans hold a low opinion of Trump.’

    In your dreams.

    ‘Democrats in Congress and talking heads on television will be consumed in the coming weeks by whether the evidence in the Mueller report, especially of obstruction of justice, merits impeachment.

    Meanwhile, the question of “wink-wink” cooperation with Russia still looms.’

    Great news! The Hillarycrats have severely injured themselves with this shtick, so they are going to quadruple down and continue it!

    ‘Expecting a different result.’

  10. Even by the standards of the grauniad this robert reich seems to have a severe case of Trump derangement system per his articles. I wonder if Trump has run over his dog/fucked his wife to make him so deranged ?

  11. Well, yes, Trump has. Quite famously Robert Reich once dated Hillary Clinton when they were both students.

  12. ” I wonder if Trump has run over his dog/fucked his wife to make him so deranged ?”

    Or, indeed, vice versa.

  13. precise obverse of the seven virtues as enunciated by Pope Gregory in 590 AD: chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness and humility.’

    I remember the days when the Left sneered at such virtues. In fact, I think it was last week.

  14. Since when did pervert-loving lefties start caring about the moral precepts of the Catholic Church?

    famously Robert Reich once dated Hillary Clinton

    I did not know that. Clearly a sign of a wrong-un, cf Rapey Bill. But also a man with a strong stomach, not to be underestimated….

  15. “The only thing that matters to Trump is Trump”

    You mean like the way Trudeau tried to get a company off the hook for some (alleged) crimes because it’s prosecution would be bad for him electorally?

  16. The simplest explanation is the best. Trump became president because he thought it would be a great lark to run for president, and then discovered that he was good at running for office.

  17. In a weird way it’s been fun to watch Robert Reich go from impeachment for collusion to impeachment for emoluments to impeachment for being a sinner.

    Kind of like watching your crazy grandpa during a family reunion.

  18. The simplest explanation is the best. Trump became president because he thought it would be a great lark to run for president, and then discovered that he was good at running for office.

    Just the sort of casual dismissal of Trump’s drive, intellect and skill set that has served the Democrats so well over the past four or so years…

  19. Well said, DtP. They continue to attack the man.

    The party of Hillary Clinton attacks people because of their alleged character. It couldn’t get any more ridiculous.

  20. Well, yes, Trump has. Quite famously Robert Reich once dated Hillary Clinton when they were both students.

    Is that covered by Trump running over his dog or fucking his wife? Not entirely clear. Perhaps yes?

  21. Funny – no comments allowed? It couldn’t be because the editors of the Graun realize that the fisking the article will encourage might be discomfitting, could it?

  22. Donald J. Trump ate $200 steak well done with ketchup. He must be impeach for that crime against humanity.

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