Well done to the Herald

Bank of Scotland’s £20m bailout now back in pockets of taxpayer

THE Government has recouped the £20.3 billion used to bail out the Lloyds Banking Group during the financial crash, leaving the Bank of Scotland owner on the brink of privatisation.

Billion, million – and, of course, Lloyds is already in he private sector.

Brexit will largely fix this, won’t it?

Like Google, Apple and other hi-tech multinationals, eBay routes income from customers in many of its largest markets, including the UK, through a European sales hub located in a tax-friendly country. The income can then flow into further controversial tax structures that ultimately wipe huge sums off the group’s tax bills.

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Last year, the then British chancellor George Osborne introduced a new punitive tax, known as the diverted profits tax, designed to target tech businesses artificially shifting UK revenues abroad. He said such practice had “abused the trust of the British people”.

Mack Rice

Something of a haul of good songs here……

If you’re walking ’round think’n that the world owes you something ’cause you’re here
You goin’ out the world backwards like you did when you first come here yeah
Keep talkin’ bout the president, won’t stop air pollution
Put your hand on your mouth when you cough, that’ll help the solution
Oh, you cuss around women and you don’t even know their names, no
Then you’re dumb enough to think that’ll make you a big ol’ man

As a staff-writer for the Stax label …..well, yes, when the house band is Booker T and the MGs you can see that a songwriter might be able to have some fun……

That’s a very good idea you’ve got there, we should discuss it further

Lately, observers have been arguing that useful Indianisms such as prepone should form part of the global vocabulary of our language. Indian English, they say, is a perfectly valid form of English – as is American or east Asian English – excluded only by rank snobbery.

That Indian English is a perfectly valid form of the language is entirely true. Just as Italian and Spanish are entirely valid forms of the original Latin and the intermediary Romance languages. This does not mean that we should be transporting phrases from Italian to Spanish for example: despite the fact that Spanish simply does not have a phrase meaning the lassitude of “doppo domani”.

And thus the headline, which diligent students of intercultural English will know means something rather different in English English than it would in, say, American or Indian English.

Will Hutton’s latest mind fart

Britain is not as good at making things as it could and should be. Nor is it very good, despite the hype, at financial services. Its widely trumpeted “success” is built on turning a blind eye to quasi-criminality in investment banking and to systemic fleecing of ignorant customers in the asset management industry through an opaque and self-serving fee structure.

But Britain does have one trump card. It is the location capital of the world. Britain is the European or world headquarters of 469 global companies, according to the EY Inward Investment Monitor. No other European country comes close: Germany is home to 86 global companies, Switzerland 84 and France 77. The resulting dense concentration of high-end business decision-making spawns whole industries to service it. These include IT, law, accounting, insurance, lawful banking, design and advertising. It represents the unspoken and dynamic core of the British economy worth many millions of jobs.

So, err, given that IT, law, accounting, insurance, banking, are in fact financial services then we’re pretty good at them then, aren’t we?

Good

Funding cuts ‘threaten the very existence’ of English National Opera

If people aren’t willing to pay for their own pleasures out of their own pockets then why in fuck should they be allowed to pick he taxpayers’ pockets to fund it for them?

Yes, this applies to Strictly Baking A voice at the BBC too.

There’s something to be said for a statute of limitations

Two members of 1960s pop group The Tremeloes, aged 70 and 72, are accused of sexually assaulting a fan, 15, after a concert in Chester in 1968

Anyone think we can have a fair trial, with no physical evidence, on something that occurred or did not occur 47 years ago? He, he says versus she says?

And if we can’t have a fair trial should we be having one at all?

This is one of those things the American cousins have got right, in principle at least if not entirely in every operation detail. After a certain period of time, varying by place and by crime, it won’t be possible to try someone fairly: thus there can be no charges.

Bit of a blow, eh?

All that sustainability, good for the planet:

It has a reputation for being better for us and the environment, but new research suggests organic food may actually be harming the planet.

Scientists have found that rather than reducing the amount of greenhouse gas emissions released, organic farming may actually be increasing them.

They found the shift to large scale organic farming in order to meet growing demand for organic products in shops has led to an increase in emissions for each acre of land.

And given that organic is less productive, that means that more land needs to be farmed with those higher emissions, too.

Dang

Local blues musician Stan the Man has died July 13 at age 64 after an undisclosed illness, according to a post on Facebook.

Local here means Prague. Which isn’t quite local to where I am. But I had meant to go down and see a gig: for Stan was an occasional reader and commenter here. And now I cannot.

Carpe Diem, eh?

Darwin Awards start with “Hold my beer and watch this”

A 22-year-old man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, killing him instantly, authorities said Sunday.

Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend’s home in eastern Maine, said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety.

Staples, 22, of Calais, a small city on the Canadian border, placed a reloadable fireworks mortar tube on his head and told his friends he was going to light it, McCausland said. But his friends urged him to stop.

“Apparently, he thought that was a great idea,” McCausland said. “His friends they thought dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly.”

They’re not called rednecks up there but the effect is the same.

And this is old, old news

Feminists have debated it for decades, but scientists have finally got to the bottom of why men still exist.

Biologists have always puzzled over why males have survived given that their only contribution to reproduction is sperm.

It makes far more sense in evolutionary terms to have an all-female asexual population which creates daughters who can reproduce rather than sons who cannot, such as the Mexican whiptail lizard.

But new research suggests that sexual competition for mates keeps populations healthy, free of disease and genetically diverse.

“Almost all multicellular species on earth reproduce using sex, but its existence isn’t easy to explain because sex carries big burdens, the most obvious of which is that only half of your offspring – daughters – will actually produce offspring,” said lead researcher Prof Matt Gage, from the University of East Anglia School of Biological Sciences.

“Why should any species waste all that effort on sons? An all-female asexual population would be a far more effective route to reproduce greater numbers of offspring.

“Our research shows that competition among males for reproduction provides a really important benefit, because it improves the genetic health of populations.”

How many decades is it since Matt Ridley’s Red Queen?

Tempora, Mores, now the Italians are more English than the English

An Italian 90 year old grandmother is to be presented with service medals for her actions in WWII:

“It’s really very unexpected,” she told The Daily Telegraph from her home in Pitigliano, a medieval village clustered on top of a cliff in the Tuscan countryside.

“I never thought this would happen. People of my generation just got on with what we had to do. We never really talked about it after the war – even my children and grandchildren know very little of what I did.

“I’m deeply honoured but a bit embarrassed too. I’m an old girl now and it all happened 70 years ago, for God’s sake.”

That r

That lovely young Owen Jones

The CIA might try and LOL away its record, but given the world is still dealing with the consequences of its many disastrous postwar interventions, it shouldn’t be allowed to get away with it. “Terrorism” is normally used when referring to acts of violence committed by non-white people hostile to the west. But if we’re understanding the term to mean acts of terror committed for political ends, then the CIA is surely the greatest terrorist organisation on earth.

I dunno really. I would have expected at least some mention of the KGB, StB, Stasi and all the rest. But no. Only the Americans had a spy service that launched coups, murdered people, fought the Great Game with other peoples’ lives.

Could people please try using logic?

If the bid succeeds, the coalition government will have thrown its collective weight behind this sale of a major British asset

OK, AstraZeneca is a British asset.

But like all British plcs, AstraZeneca is an ownerless corporation. The hedge funds and global asset management groups that own more than half its shares have zero interest in British employment, public health, science base and exports

OK, so Britain doesn’t actually own AstraZeneca therefore it’s not a British asset.

WTF is it with these people that they’re willing to put two directly contrary arguments into consecutive paragraphs?