An oldie but a goodie:
Playing against Australia, [Zimbabwean Eddo] Brandes was being sledged by Glenn McGrath, who yelled, "why are you so fat?"
"Because," he replied calmly, "every time I shag your wife, she gives me a biscuit."
Although John has obviously been at the disco biscuits again:
But I\’d like whichever it is to go on and win the cup and, for some bizarre reason (totally against the form), I fancy England have the better chance of that.