The Tories



He’s similarly enthused about David Cameron. “You know, he’s 39 years old, he can moderate the party, and he’s not getting caught masturbating in public parks like half the Tories. They get caught with a stocking around their neck, poppers, and gay porn. What kind of party is that? It’s like an Evelyn Waugh novel.”

2 thoughts on “The Tories”

  1. And more importantly, anyone else googling “masturbating in public parks” will now get directed here…

    Actually, doesn’t “googling “masturbating in public parks”” count as voyeurism?

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