Not a lot going on really, so why not print the PR release from a charity?
The credit crunch is driving more and more middle-class children to shoplift expensive gifts denied them by their parents, a charity has warned.
Now there\’s a reason to lower interest rates, eh?
He estimates that up to half the youngsters whose cases CCAS deals with are from "affluent but fractured backgrounds" – often as a result of divorce and separation. Young people tell counsellors they steal because of the boredom and "the buzz".
Ermm, so it\’s not the interest rates or the credit crunch then? Pretty good when your own press release belies your own point, isn\’t it?