Teenagers will be given compulsory cooking lessons at school for the first time, under government plans to ensure that all pupils know how to make eight different healthy meals.
And they\’re asking us, yes, us plebs, to provide the list of dishes that they should know how to cook.
So, no pork, for that will offend Muslims (well, the professional race mob at least), no beef (Hindus), no nuts because of allergies, no butter, sugar, salt (obesity), no trans-fats (because the previous advice about butter turned out to be wrong). Gonna be interesting, eh?
So, leaving aside those problems, what should the ankle biters be taught to cook?
Roast beef and the trimmings? Chicken Massala? Toad in the Hole? Deep fried Pizza?