Contract Riders

Those little things that stars put into their contracts. Lily Allen seems to have got things about right:

Bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey.
Four bottles of champagne.
Twelve packets of Monster Munch (pickled onion flavour).
Puppy (nighttime only)

But really, who knew that there was someone sensible and with taste in the Jackson family?

Janet Jackson
Chaise longue.
Ten black roses.
Marmite.

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