Two stories, one after the other, on the Telegraph web page:
The new first lady of France, the former model and singer Carla Bruni, said that her first meeting with President Nicolas Sarkozy was love at first sight and she expects the marriage to last a lifetime.
President Nicolas Sarkozy of France has called for the world to unite to explore Mars.
Not bad, eh? Conquer Venus and move on to the next planet immediately?