Goodbye Norfolk, so long the Western Isles, pity about the Thames Estuary.
There are votes to be picked up, a seat or two to be won, a slim hold on power to be maintained. I hope that, when the water bubbles up around Alex Salmond\’s constituency, I still have the means to don my snorkel and ask him how he feels now about his failure to understand the concept of responsible government.
Please, get a grip. Scotland is rising faster than the sea level. All a result of the end of the last ice age.