Further news from the Bulgarian Ski Vacation (a phrase which Mr. E has suggested should replace "Ugandan Discussions").
Nasty little fracture as a result of an intimate encounter with a snow boarder.
Certain activities were therefore, as one might assume, thus off the menu. It was thus an unsuspecting 22 year old that got corrupted.
So a Bulgarian Ski Vacation is thus the transporting across international boundaries of a woman for immoral (if most enjoyable) purposes but which results in nothing, not even a hand ***.
Congratulations mate, hope the credit card recovers soon.