David Paterson

The new Governor of New York:

"Just so we don\’t have to go through this whole resignation thing again," one ballsy reporter asked, "have you ever patronized a prostitute?" Patterson thought for a minute. "Only the lobbyists," he said.

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  1. So Much For Subtlety

    I can’t help notice a small problem in that answer.

    Suppose Ashley had asked him to repair a street light on her corner?

    Would she then be a lobbyist *and* a prostitute?

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