Gordon was friendly – at least until I explained my mission.

"Make up with Peter?" he hissed in an angry whisper.

Then, as his voice gradually rose from dispatch-box volume to a near shout, he exclaimed: "Peter? He\’s been going around telling everyone that I\’m gay! And I am NOT GAY!"

It\’s not actually something to worry about any more, you know?

2 thoughts on “Gordo?”

  1. Gordon is totally gay, on the BBC they always show clips of him in slow motion, somehow that makes him look even gayer. I couldn’t care less if politicians are gay or straight, actually, I just hate the Goblin King.

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