Yup.
An initiative to help to stop orang-utans being driven into extinction has put the price of saving the apes at £568.48 a head.
Conservationists are attempting to save vital areas of forest from destruction by buying them from loggers and farmers to ensure that the apes have enough habitat to survive.
You want \’em, you pay for \’em.
Here.
BING!!!!
(Picture of light bulb above head)
How much are those MP’s costing us again?
650 odd Orangs. Half a million quid shipped. Tops.
UK political needs solved for a generation.
Who do we send the cheque to?
They’d probably behave better in the HoC too….