Excellent!

1. Men do not like tits because they buy Zoo. Men buy Zoo because they like tits.

We can demonstrate this by means of a simple thought experiment. Zoo was launched in 2004. Hands up if you ever thought about tits before then. Yes, one hand will do.

RTR

4 thoughts on “Excellent!”

  1. Bill Hicks used to do something similar in his routine:

    “Pornography causes sexual thoughts. Wrong! You wanna know what causes sexual thoughts? Drumroll please…….. Having a dick!”

  2. Yeah, yeah. We know that. What Gove was talking about was signalling. The idea that certain forms of behaviour- which we would all love to indulge – have had their social restraints removed and can now be seen as acceptable in the public square.

  3. “What Gove was talking about was signalling. The idea that certain forms of behaviour- which we would all love to indulge – have had their social restraints removed and can now be seen as acceptable in the public square.”

    If that’s what he was getting at, then in mentioning lad’s mags, he was aiming at quite the wrong target, wasn’t he…?

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