Thanks Mark for pointing out in the comments to my last but one post the similarity between Nigel Farage and Dmitry Medvedev.
Right, right, so how do we take advantage of this fact?
We send Nigel over to the Kremlin, Nigel drugs, binds and gags Dmitry and hides him in a cupboard. Nigel then sends in a peace keeping force to the UK, deposes New Labour and appoints UKIP as a puppet government.
You know, it might just work!