A ban on shagging

This really rather surprises me.

Since July 2007 it has been a criminal offence to "procure, test, process or distribute" any gametes (sperm and eggs) intended for human application without a licence from the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority.

That seems to ban shagging.

Eying up some bloke, noting eye colour, height, checking his teeth, is, or can be seen as, testing out a prospect. The shagging is procurement without a doubt. Insertion into the vagina/womb, even if using the natural draught method, is processing….and OK, I\’ll admit that distribution is the subject of rather more specialist films than most of us watch.

It\’s amazing the powers that the powers that be will take to themselves, isn\’t it?

3 thoughts on “A ban on shagging”

  1. Monty:

    Is that the Admiralty whose definition of “dancing” is: a navel engagement with no loss of semen?

    Reminds me of the old ditty, “…the admiral’s daughter waits down by the water to grab your little dinghy.”

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