Spotted an ex-girlfriend on the TV last night. Seems to have found herself a regular slot on a popular show: good for her, despite the rather acrimonious (and undesired, from my point of view) manner of our breakup.
One thing I hadn\’t realised though. My, how that TV camera piles on the pounds, doesn\’t it?
Oooh, meee-ow!
Saucer of milk to table six, please!
:o)
Mavbe he meant pounds sterling, Ob?