I thought maybe you had taken the server in for repair and left it on the bus or something.
Monty
So straight away I ‘phoned the Police and said “Come round immediately, Timmy has gone missing in the night.”
And they said “Are you sure he isn’t just stuck up a tree somewhere? He’ll probably come back when he gets hungry, they usually do.”
So then I thought about this “up a tree somewhere” concept, and it dawned on me that you probably were indeed probably up a tree, securing a strong hempen rope with some hapless ‘crat dangling on the other end. So I rang off then, because I didn’t want the police to come running in to stop you.
Can you let us know in advance next time, so I can get the tickets printed?
Yes.
Now get on with it.
:o)
Grr.
Yes, I did. In fact, I was fearing you’d suddenly dropped dead from a heart attack or something.
Tim adds: almost as bad….trying to pay hosting with a credit card they didn’t want to accept…..
I was most concerned. I was even thinking of starting a juicy conspiracy theory.
And there I thought they’d finally caught up with you…
How do you know they haven’t?
Is this really Tim..? Well, is it..!?
I thought maybe you had taken the server in for repair and left it on the bus or something.
So straight away I ‘phoned the Police and said “Come round immediately, Timmy has gone missing in the night.”
And they said “Are you sure he isn’t just stuck up a tree somewhere? He’ll probably come back when he gets hungry, they usually do.”
So then I thought about this “up a tree somewhere” concept, and it dawned on me that you probably were indeed probably up a tree, securing a strong hempen rope with some hapless ‘crat dangling on the other end. So I rang off then, because I didn’t want the police to come running in to stop you.
Can you let us know in advance next time, so I can get the tickets printed?
Go on, you were in the paper on Saturday.
Yes, I missed you.
I missed you like crazy.
I missed you like a crazy psychopathic gunman on a rampage occasionally misses a target.