Having dirtier hands does not necessarily mean they have better aim – it could be that Southerners have a clearer understanding of the concept of soap.
Perhaps they should have compared DNA to see if the contamination was with their own waste….or not!
Passer by
Regionists the lot of you, I am off to the Commission for Racial Equality.
Get your wallets out, the state is coming.
Monty
“They took samples from 409 commuters waiting at bus stops outside five train stations”.
I don’t doubt the veracity of their results.
But there is no way I would ever take swabs from folk who, by definition, are handling coinage. It’s filthy. Our money is dull, because of the coating of greasy muck from the hands of every person who ever handled it.
Having dirtier hands does not necessarily mean they have better aim – it could be that Southerners have a clearer understanding of the concept of soap.
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Sounds to me like they are missing. So much for aim.
Given that the tests were for faecal infection, I think the words “aim” and “miss” conjure up horrible visions. As does
“only 43 per cent of mothers washed their hands after changing a dirty nappy”
Euw!
there is a missing metric ..
how many intestinal upsets in the north vs the south??
“Given that the tests were for faecal infection…”
Perhaps they should have compared DNA to see if the contamination was with their own waste….or not!
Regionists the lot of you, I am off to the Commission for Racial Equality.
Get your wallets out, the state is coming.
“They took samples from 409 commuters waiting at bus stops outside five train stations”.
I don’t doubt the veracity of their results.
But there is no way I would ever take swabs from folk who, by definition, are handling coinage. It’s filthy. Our money is dull, because of the coating of greasy muck from the hands of every person who ever handled it.
Coca Cola is good for getting it clean.
Filthy lucre…;-)